Sunday, May 23, 2010
Thursday, January 14, 2010
some one tree hill quotes.
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-Rachel: Hey, party people.
-Bevin: Hey, baby, you ready to conquer the great outdoors?
-Skills: If you say so.
-Lucas: Skills!
-Nathan: He didn’t sound very enthusiastic.
-Bevin: Yeah, Skills isn’t really the outdoor type.
-Peyton: That’s okay, Pete isn’t either, and he’s still gonna try to meet us out there.
-Haley: Who’s Pete?
-Bevin: Fall Out Boy.
-Brooke: He’s Peyton’s imaginary friend.
-Peyton: Brooke, he’s not imaginary. You saw us together at the concert.
-Brooke: And now he loves you. Wasn’t it nice of Pete to put your bag in the car?
-Peyton: You guys, he’s coming.
-Skills: Hey, you know what? Kanye rolling through, too.
Everybody’s laughing and Skills and Mouth put Skills’ suitcase in the car.
-Bevin: Skills, we are only gonna be gone for two nights. What is in that thing?
-Skills: Look, baby, if I’m going to be in the middle of the woods, I need all of my stuff. CD, DVD, MP3, my pillow.
-Peyton: Wait, wait. But you know we’re not staying in the woods. There’s a cabin.
-Rachel: Think less rustic.
-Skills: How much less rustic?
Skills is trying to close the trunk but his suitcase is too big.
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[In the kitchen-Day]
Brooke comes in the kitchen and saw Pete.
-Brooke: Something smells…yummy. Hi.
She’s go to Pete and kisses him when Peyton came.
-Peyton: Pete? What is this?
-Brooke: Peyton. I saw him standing here and just sort of thought I was dreaming and went for it. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Pete from Fall Out Boy is here.
-Peyton: I know. So I thought you were blowing me off.
-Pete: I said I’d be here.
-Brooke: You guys are so adorable.
-Rachel: Hey, look, Pete from Fall Out boy. I’m Rachel.
-Pete: Thanks for letting me crash your party.
-Rachel: No problem. But if you really want to thank me, there’ll be a mushroom and goat cheese omelet waiting for me when I finish my shower.
Lucas came.
-Pete: Do we like her?
-Lucas: Pete from Fall Out boy. You showed.
-Pete: Didn’t anyone think I was going to show?
-Lucas (to Brooke) : Hey, come on, I gotta show you something.
Brooke and Lucas go outside.
-Brooke: Okay, what do you wanna show me? It’s freezing out here.
-Lucas: This.
-Brooke: Are you proposing to me? Lucas, this is really Naley…
-Lucas: No, no, no. This is Haley’s ring. Nathan stole it. I’m just holding onto it till he proposes to her again tomorrow.
-Brooke: like a re-proposal? She’s already had one.
-Lucas: Nathan wants to have this big, fancy wedding.
-Brooke: Oh, that is so romantic!
-Haley: Oh, what is so romantic? Oh, is that my ring?
-Lucas: Yeah. I found it. Surprise.
-Haley: Oh, my God! Thank you! Where did you find this?
-Lucas: It was on the thing next to the other thing.
-Haley: I’ve been looking for this everywhere. Thank you so much. You’re not gonna tell Nathan, are you?
-Lucas: Nope. I wouldn’t do that.
-Haley: Thank you. Oh, God, you’re the best.
-Lucas: No, I’m pretty much dead.
-Brooke: Yeah.
-Lucas: Yeah.
-Brooke: Yeah.
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-Bevin: So, that’s an oak tree. And over there, that’s a slippery elm. Or to use its Latin name, Ulmus rubra Muhl.
-Skills: Right, that’s great, baby. Look we been walking for a while now. Shouldn’t we drop bread crumbs or something?
-Bevin: Hey, look, badger droppings!
-Skills: Yeah, baby. Look, I’m not looking at that.
-Bevin: Skills, relax. I have an awesome sense of direction. I always know where north is.
-Skills: Right. North, huh?
-Bevin: Yep.
-Skills: Okay, I got a little experiment. Close you eyes. Now, open your eyes. Now, point north again.
-Bevin: There. North. Ha!
-Skills: Before, when you pointed, you pointed that way.
-Bevin: Uh-uh.
-Skills: Yes, you did. Before, when you pointed, those berries was on your left-hand side. Now which side they on?
-Bevin: Skills, I said I’m good with directions. Not this whole left-right thingy.
-Skills: Great, so we lost. I don’t know I let you talk me into this, man.
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Thursday, January 7, 2010
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)
Death is hereditary.
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.