funny msn nicknames!

• You're unique, just like everyone else....
• Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
• When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)
• The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
• You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you!
• If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Never wish on 1 star more than once cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!
• I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me.
• We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me.
• I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
• When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm better.
• I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
• I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet.
• English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
• You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same.
• I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
• I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
• Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters.
• For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
• I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not.
• I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven.
• I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
• Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
• Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.
• Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out.
• Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
• On the other hand, you have different fingers.
• If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!
• One day, I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on.
• If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
• Passwords are like underwear: change them often.
• If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk.
• She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
• Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
• May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
• The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common.
• The Rain Makes Everything Beautiful, Grass, Flowers, Trees etc..If rain makes all thing beautiful than y does it not fall on U ?
• (8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!
• (Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough.
• -=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
• ...and i should care, why?
• 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not
• :) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
• >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! ;)
• A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings
• A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't
• Act your age, not your shoe size!
• After working here, I now realize that "Dilbert" is not a comic strip. It's a documentary
• All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
• An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!
• An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if hes cute screw the fruit.
• An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire hius work
• An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
• Anarchists of the world, unite!
• As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard
• Ass, Grass, or Gas: everybody's gotta pay
• Be a Minimalist. It's the least you can do
• Be cool.. Don't go to school :D
• Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
• Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife
• Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised
• Can I borrow your library card? I wanna check u out!
• Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
• Cancel my subscription...I'm over your issues
• Coffee, Chocolate, Men - some things are just better rich
• Dain Bramaged.
• Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
• Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
• Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
• Do you got with me get lost? I know the way
• Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out
• Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
• Dont start with me..You will not win!
• Dont steal, the government hates competition!
• Dont worry who I am just Type
• Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
• Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later
• English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
• Even though the voices in my head aren't real they have some good ideas!
• Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
• Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass
• Fat people are harder to kidnap
• First law of science: don't spit into the wind
• Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss
• For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
• Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong buttons you'll be disconnected
• Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
• God bless Atheism
• God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
• Good Girls are Bad girls that don't get caught
• Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away
• Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
• Hi, I just noticed you lookin at me across the room..I'll give u a minute to catch ur breath
• I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
• I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
• I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
• I can't come tonight, my tires got dizzy...
• I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times
• I drink to make other people interesting
• I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
• I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it
• I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!
• I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
• I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
• I thought my attitude was bad, until I smelled your breath!
• I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
• Dain Bramaged.
• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
• I love cats... they taste just like chicken
• Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
• Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!
• They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
• [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
• Dont steal, the government hates competition!
• Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
• Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
• [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
• Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
• You were so cute when you were a baby...What happened?
• My folks were always asking me to wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
• Three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population
• Would you kindly shut your noise-hole
• I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
• When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
• You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
• I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
• Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
• You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
• I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
• Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
• Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
• I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
• DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
• It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
• Cute But Psycho...
• Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense
• [When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
• Cheese is my friend!
• (6) No work and all play is the best way to live (6)
• A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't
• I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
• Your Hairs Are On Fire. Go Call Fire Dept.
• Im like a parking ticket, I have 'FINE' written all over me!
• What happens if u get scared half to death twice?
• I'm Blonde...what's your excuse?
• I'm knot dumb!
• My door is always open so feel free to leave
• Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
• An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
• An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!
• My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted
• This is where Napolean beat his bone-a-part
• Sure, there's no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
• Even hot girls have to fart
• He's lookin so fine, he's gonna be mine
• I Am Laughing At Your Display Picture
• Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
• Take my advice...I don't need it anyways
• Fat people are harder to kidnap
• What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
• If you want breakfast in bed...sleep in your kitchen!
• 24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day... coincidence? I think not!
• Your village just called... they want their idiot back!
• Some Mistakes Are Too Funny To Only Make Once
• i'm not here right now but if you scream really loudly into your monitor i might be able to hear you
• lets practice or left and right. your right, i left
  
• don't walk in my footsteps, i walk into walls
• i'm on a balanced diet. i eat equal amount of white chocolate and dark chocolate
• if you cross a bull dog and a shitzu, do you get bull shit?
• roses are red and sometimes pink, i'll buy you deodorant cause you stink
• i was about to take over the world but i got distracted by something shiny
• Oh NO! the electricity is out, we have to watch tv by candlelight
  
• what is that big book with no story? oh right the dictionary
  
• we had gay burglars the other night. they broke in and rearranged the furniture
  
• 1 vodka, 2 vodka, 3 vodka, FLOOOR
• i am an angel. honest. the horns are there to hold the halo up straight
  
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